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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man - Dick Gregory Quotes

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

American Comedian Funny

I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I wouldn't mind paying taxes -- if I knew they were going to a friendly country.

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you - Dick Gregory Quotes

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you

Alcohol And Alcoholism

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market. - Dick Gregory Quotes

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

American Comedian Funny

They didn't win, and I got that from the white press. At four o'clock [on Election Day 2004], that evening, the white press said from the exit polls that [Democratic presidential nominee John] Kerry had won by a landslide and then three hours later something funny happened. - Dick Gregory Quotes

They didn't win, and I got that from the white press. At four o'clock [on Election Day 2004], that evening, the white press said from the exit polls that [Democratic presidential nominee John] Kerry had won by a landslide and then three hours later something funny happened.

[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office. - Dick Gregory Quotes

[A politician is] a person skilled in the art of compromise. Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office.

Art

We do not believe, had he been white, that he would be dead. And when we black folks say to America that we're not going to tolerate it, it's going to stop. - Dick Gregory Quotes

We do not believe, had he been white, that he would be dead. And when we black folks say to America that we're not going to tolerate it, it's going to stop.

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport. - Dick Gregory Quotes

In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.

American Comedian Funny

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

American Comedian Funny Hate

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet. - Dick Gregory Quotes

America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

American Comedian Funny

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre. - Dick Gregory Quotes

We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.

American Comedian Funny

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps. - Dick Gregory Quotes

When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

American Comedian Family Funny

Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused with human rights, which are the dignity, stature, humanity, respect, and freedom belonging to all people by right of their birth. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Civil Rights: What black folks are given in the U.S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused with human rights, which are the dignity, stature, humanity, respect, and freedom belonging to all people by right of their birth.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned - Dick Gregory Quotes

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede. - Dick Gregory Quotes

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.

American Comedian Funny

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship. - Dick Gregory Quotes

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

American Comedian Funny

You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We're the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.

American Comedian Funny

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans. - Dick Gregory Quotes

So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racist thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn't it either. I'm going to be an American Citizen. First class. - Dick Gregory Quotes

We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn't it either. I'm going to be an American Citizen. First class.

American Comedian Funny

In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country. - Dick Gregory Quotes

In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.

American Comedian Funny

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

American Comedian Funny

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.

American Comedian Funny

Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.

A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there. - Dick Gregory Quotes

A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there.

You're looking at something that is going to revolutionize the whole world. - Dick Gregory Quotes

You're looking at something that is going to revolutionize the whole world.

It's like the story of Jesus Christ. - Dick Gregory Quotes

It's like the story of Jesus Christ.

King was really telling us it's not about love, it's about being lovable. 'I love you baby and if I can't have you no one else will is frightening,' but once you become lovable we become safe and that's where I think we'll end up. - Dick Gregory Quotes

King was really telling us it's not about love, it's about being lovable. 'I love you baby and if I can't have you no one else will is frightening,' but once you become lovable we become safe and that's where I think we'll end up.

They [black conservatives] have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it [the swastika symbol] up? - Dick Gregory Quotes

They [black conservatives] have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it [the swastika symbol] up?

Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town.

They have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it (the swastika symbol) up? So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racists thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans. - Dick Gregory Quotes

They have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it (the swastika symbol) up? So why would I want to call myself a conservative after the way them white racists thugs have used that word to hide behind? They call themselves new Republicans.

Hitler Republicans

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned. - Dick Gregory Quotes

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.

American Comedian Funny

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man. - Dick Gregory Quotes

I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp - just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.

American Comedian Funny

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